G G C D G Went down to Mexico, I drove my black El Camino C I met up with an old gringo D He showed me round, and said to call him Joe. G I was there about a week or so, Wound up in the general hospital, C Joe said don't drink the water no more, D How the hell was I supposed to know? G G C D x2 G Drove up to San Diego Saw a sign for Mission Beach C And so, went out deep into the ocean, D Saw a shark and had a stroke. G Back in the ambulance I go, Had a dream about a girl I used to know, C She said "I got to warn ya D 'Bout Mexico and California." A C She said "I got to warn ya D 'Bout Mexico and California." A oh yeah C She said "I got to warn ya D 'Bout Mexico and California." G Earthquakes and sharks to start us off, If Chupacabras ain't enough, C Black widow spiders and killer bees, D There ain't no shade there ain't no trees. G hot desert heat, polluted air, There's traffic jams beyond compare. C That's all I got to warn ya D 'bout Mexico and California G G Woke up and said I got to go, Doc said "Relax, just take it slow." C I tried to argue, but don't you know, D Bout California and Mexico? G Right then, the doctor hit the floor, The building shook, it shook some more, C I looked down at him and swore, D "You son of a bitch! I told you so!" G Earthquakes and sharks to start us off, If Chupacabras ain't enough, C Black widow spiders and killer bees, D There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees. G Hot desert heat, polluted air, There's traffic jams beyond compare. C That's all I got to warn ya D 'Bout Mexico and California G Earthquakes and sharks to start us off, If Chupacabras ain't enough, C Black widow spiders and killer bees, D There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees. G Hot desert heat, polluted air, There's traffic jams beyond compare. (silent) That's all I got to warn ya 'Bout Mexico and California A Earthquakes and sharks to start us off, If Chupacabras ain't enough, D Black widow spiders and killer bees, E There ain't no shade, there ain't no trees. A Hot desert heat, polluted air, There's traffic jams beyond compare. (silent) That's all I got to warn ya 'Bout Mexico and California http://www.myspace.com/brandtson